centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
Oh. This. I don’t like this.
#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere
this is worse
jade how did you manage to make this worse
But centaurs DO have 3 body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.
Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.
“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”
- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground
this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things
with these classifications, are we also implying that centaurs have exoskeletons?
No it’s the other way around, ants are tiny centaurs wearing armour
The evolution of my cell phones during four years of high school. I dropped all three in the toilet at one point, the iPhone died, the Razr survived and the Nokia broke the toilet.
“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills
Things they taught in home economics, a class we didnt fucking have
Seriously the loss of home economics was a travesty, as a millennial it has deffinitely complicated my life not having classes that prepare me for the real world in high school.
D&D character concept: Underdark-dwelling paladin whose magic comes from their steadfast belief in the existence of stars, no matter what anyone else says. Oath of Devotion, except Oath Spells are:
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